Santa Steps Out

From Robert Devereaux, one of the most original voices in fantastic fiction, Lambent Light Publishing presents Robert’s first Santa Claus novel, SANTA STEPS OUT: A FAIRY TALE FOR GROWNUP-UPS.

From a Goodreads review: “If you have children or grandchildren and you have even the tiniest bit of love for them, password protect your e-reading devices. If you have a hard copy of this novel, lock it up, treat it like a loaded firearm, because if the little ones ever crack this book open, trust me, their childhood will be OVER.”

From Adam-Troy Castro: “A wildly erotic fable tracing the consequences of Saint Nick’s seduction by the Tooth Fairy, it is by turns sexy, hilarious, horrifying, magical, gross, compassionate, appalling, brilliant, sophomoric, irresistible, and infuriating. The only prospect more daunting than turning each page to see where the shameless Devereaux plans to take us next is looking forward to the inevitable shrieks of dismay from those unwary readers who expected something with a cuddly safe G-Rating.”

And from the back cover:

Visions far tastier than sugarplums dance in Santa’s head tonight!

His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten?

She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More importantly, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north?

He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another?

For the answers, unknot that bright red bow, tear off those wrappings, and enjoy!

Santa Steps Out is superbly narrated by Chet Williamson, with more than 70 audiobooks to his credit. Those include Robert Devereaux’s Oedipus Aroused: Homer’s Long-Lost Erotic Epic, and soon the second and third novels in The Santa Claus Chronicles: Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes and Santa Claus Saves the World.