Poems That Make You Smile

Poems that make you smile

Poems that make you groan

Poems that make you wonder

Why you're reading them alone

Poems that rhyme with rhythm

Poems that simply don't

Poems that to you make sense

Poems that surely won't

Who writes these poems anyway

Whose mind has gone astray

Just tell your tales the normal way

I don't have time to play

Poetry fans will like them

Laureates will not

Short stories added for a treat

To thicken out the plot

Poems that make you smile

Poems that make you groan

Poems that make you wonder

Why you're reading them alone

Original poems and short stories including:

"Poems that Make you Smile"
"Cracks"
"Selfish Me"
"Medicine Chest Fete"
"Reason"
"How to Talk Turkey"
"Amber Honey"
"Home Again Gnome Again"
"The Larboard"
"Crystallization"
"Where No Dream has Gone Before"
"An Orc Named O'Rourke"
"Ode to a Roach"
"The Gym Shoe Taxi"