Alien Alpha's Bride: A Scifi Alien Captive Romance

What if midnight struck and suddenly you were the captive of alien masters? Would the warriors and alphas of unknown planets have bad intentions?
When I was seven, I thought about becoming an astronaut and exploring space. Of course, when I imagined myself in space, I was always wearing this full body suit, floating around the moon with several hunks beside me, cheering me on.
The good news: I reached space.
The bad news: it wasn’t in the way I hoped.
I was kidnapped. By a dildo.
It’s embarrassing and it’s a long story. But that’s how it happened.
When I met an alien prince, I thought he’d experiment on me. You know, laid flat on the medical table with a scalpel and weird alien technology to see how Earth-people were like.
Oh, he experimented on me alright.
But I was with him all the way.
Because you see, we were wrong.
Aliens weren’t green blob things.
They’re tall hunks with six-pack abs, thick thighs, wide chest, and really looooong…you know.
Eat your heart out, Chris Evans.
Publishers note: This is a full length, standalone scifi romance novelette with lots of steam. It contains intimate and romantic scenes with an alien alpha prince with a comical flavor. As always, the book has no cheating or cliffhangers and has a happily ever after. This book has it all to satisfy your thirst for excitement, fun, and love.